Let’s face it, being a hero is a tough gig.
The job is mostly thankless, the toll on your personal life is unrelenting and the bill at the end for all those costume repairs nad public indemnity insurance is staggering. Many heroes are cursed to their situation, damned to being the protector of their people, their era by fate and destiny having a tango. Think of Ash from the Evil Dead series, destined to fight the Deadites when all he really wants is to share some sugar with a young lady of his choice until his dying day. Look at the fate of the Silver Surfer, poor Norrin Radd cursed to forever cruise the space ways alone due to his selfless act of heroism in the face of the cosmic tuning fork of doom, Galactus.
Yet, not all heroes are doomed to their cause, and let’s face it, a lot of them just make everything SUCK for the rest of us due to their heroic self appointment. So let us take a look at a few heroes and in one unified voice remind them that it’s NOBODIES FAULT BUT YOUR OWN!!!